saving dating for marriage

When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship

Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.

by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020

saving dating for marriage

When you're too much of a pussy to date someone

Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage

by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020

Marriage

A period of pain during a person's life; optionally avoided.

Oh no, Marriage is so painful. Sorry Jimmy...

by A Terminally Ill Person March 11, 2022

Marriage

Hell

Marriage is hell

by Man_Cummer September 13, 2022

marriage

Kiana and Hannah

Lesbian wives.

person 1: OMG!!!!!!!! Have you seen the LESBIAN???????
person 2: OMG!!!!!! Those girls????????????
person 1: OMG YAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!! Did you see they went through with the marriage???????/

by 774369 February 9, 2022

marriage

It's also called Disaster.
Don't do it.

NO, I've never hung out with my friends since my marriage.

by No country for old boys November 25, 2021

marriage

marriage something that happens to people sometimes in a good way or bad either way first-night = getting laid

person 1: hey wanna play some game of warzone of someshit
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago

person 1: bruh why did you get married

person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky

by 1v1 you loser October 12, 2021