Hym "Marriage relates directly to your finances AND your ability to do things like visit your significant other in the hospital (Because you need to be RELATED which is what makes it incest and is why gay marriage is seen as a necessary right). There's also an element of public perception then comes into play. You see business owner-types talking about how they are more trusting of married people. It isn't the marriage as an institution as much as it is the peripheral elements that make marriage almost necessary. You also have Jordan Peterson trying to convince people that YOU AREN'T SANE IF YOU DON'T DO IT (Get marriage). So no. There's no duplicity there. There's an element of cultural and economic enforcement that could be removed.
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
Get the Marriagemug. You and your best friend living together since you can’t get any hoes and you both sleep in separate rooms and you both have California King beds, but then sometimes you go in each other's beds and snuggle but then when you're in your different room, you use your rose toys and you know, you just feel connected by the vibration of the rose toy telepathically to your best friend because you know you're mentally connected to her. Basically a platonic marriage to your female friend.
by mrscrossiant April 19, 2025
Get the Rose Marriagemug. 
Get the nibling-by-marriagemug. When a person marries someone they’re either not attracted to or not in love with for social appearances. Opalite is a man-made glass stone that looks like real opal. Like its namesake stone, an opalite marriage it is a cheap manufactured farce that mimics the real thing.
Similar to a lavender marriage, but for straight people. An opalite marriage can be a mutual public relations decision, or a dubious individual tricking an unsuspecting person who really loves them.
Similar to a lavender marriage, but for straight people. An opalite marriage can be a mutual public relations decision, or a dubious individual tricking an unsuspecting person who really loves them.
The bride and bridesmaids wore great gowns, beautiful gowns; what a shame it’s just an opalite marriage.
by SaneCatLady October 11, 2025
Get the Opalite marriagemug. by A Terminally Ill Person March 10, 2022
Get the Marriagemug. A term redefined by GenZ
For a generation that's dealing with sky-high living costs and social isolation, lavender marriages have evolved into something that's not just about hiding but about creating stability, connection, and shared support."
The term "lavender marriage" dates back to the early 20th century. It originally referred to a heterosexual marriage between one or two LGBTQ people.
Now a popular hashtag on TikTok
The hashtag #lavendermarriage has garnered millions of views on TikTok, with Gen Z users putting out video ads for potential lavender marriage partners.
"Gen Z is rejecting the standard marriage blueprint, focusing instead on shared goals: financial security, reliable companionship, and a partner who's down to weather life's ups and downs without necessarily being 'the one,
For a generation that's dealing with sky-high living costs and social isolation, lavender marriages have evolved into something that's not just about hiding but about creating stability, connection, and shared support."
The term "lavender marriage" dates back to the early 20th century. It originally referred to a heterosexual marriage between one or two LGBTQ people.
Now a popular hashtag on TikTok
The hashtag #lavendermarriage has garnered millions of views on TikTok, with Gen Z users putting out video ads for potential lavender marriage partners.
"Gen Z is rejecting the standard marriage blueprint, focusing instead on shared goals: financial security, reliable companionship, and a partner who's down to weather life's ups and downs without necessarily being 'the one,
Their lavender marriage meant they could both afford a decent place to live & pay the bills, as opposed to being being broke, single, and lonely."
by FlyingKidneys November 23, 2024
Get the Lavender Marriagemug. Pibling-in-law (only pibling's spouse).
My pibling-by-marriage is a good person.
by QWP998756 October 15, 2021
Get the pibling-by-marriagemug.