person 1: OMG!!!!!!!! Have you seen the LESBIAN???????
person 2: OMG!!!!!! Those girls????????????
person 1: OMG YAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!! Did you see they went through with the marriage???????/
person 2: OMG!!!!!! Those girls????????????
person 1: OMG YAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!! Did you see they went through with the marriage???????/
by 774369 February 09, 2022
person 1: helo i am getting niv and carson tomorrow
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!
by narson May 12, 2021
by No country for old boys November 25, 2021
Wife: The best thing about marriage is my husband always apologizes after every fight we have
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.
by Purple11star December 23, 2022
marriage something that happens to people sometimes in a good way or bad either way first-night = getting laid
person 1: hey wanna play some game of warzone of someshit
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago
person 1: bruh why did you get married
person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky
person 2: sorry dude I can't I just married 2 days ago
person 1: bruh why did you get married
person 2: ay I got lucky she looks hot and I'm gonna get peepee touches tonight and I think my marriage is gonna be good
person 1: lucky
by 1v1 you loser October 12, 2021
The adoption of a man that is too old to be adopted. To avoid confusion, the parents is called wife, while the adopted man will be referred to as husband.
May occasionally result in sex.
May occasionally result in sex.
by sharkdinner July 01, 2022