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Marriage

Shiv Roy: I wish Marriage was something different from The box set death march
by Butterbearlemoncake June 7, 2023
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Catt and Diaz's marriage

NOT A JOKE completely serious
"Raid suggested we play the long game on Catt and Diaz's marriage" -Diaz
by Pahooga17 May 3, 2021
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marriage

A monster that consumes any and all couples willing enough to be enslaved by it
Marriage should always be taken seriously
by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023
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Lavender Marriage

A term redefined by GenZ

For a generation that's dealing with sky-high living costs and social isolation, lavender marriages have evolved into something that's not just about hiding but about creating stability, connection, and shared support."
The term "lavender marriage" dates back to the early 20th century. It originally referred to a heterosexual marriage between one or two LGBTQ people.

Now a popular hashtag on TikTok

The hashtag #lavendermarriage has garnered millions of views on TikTok, with Gen Z users putting out video ads for potential lavender marriage partners.
"Gen Z is rejecting the standard marriage blueprint, focusing instead on shared goals: financial security, reliable companionship, and a partner who's down to weather life's ups and downs without necessarily being 'the one,
Their lavender marriage meant they could both afford a decent place to live & pay the bills, as opposed to being being broke, single, and lonely."
by FlyingKidneys November 23, 2024
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granduncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandpibling's husband.
My granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Opalite marriage

When a person marries someone they’re either not attracted to or not in love with for social appearances. Opalite is a man-made glass stone that looks like real opal. Like its namesake stone, an opalite marriage it is a cheap manufactured farce that mimics the real thing.

Similar to a lavender marriage, but for straight people. An opalite marriage can be a mutual public relations decision, or a dubious individual tricking an unsuspecting person who really loves them.
The bride and bridesmaids wore great gowns, beautiful gowns; what a shame it’s just an opalite marriage.
by SaneCatLady October 11, 2025
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niece-by-marriage

Spouse's niece.
My niece-by-marriage is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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