The act of defiling as mans anus with a dry fist and then docking afterwards. Initially thought up by an ex-army bummer who loved cock
He Lord Hopton'ed him!!!
by Jamieb93 November 22, 2011
Get the Lord hoptonmug. A person who is a ruler of anything and everything Emo in existence. This person is your stereotypical Emo person who is also extra at all times. Dark lipstick is a rarity but merely adds to the already overbearing amount of Emo.
by Definitely not me guys February 13, 2018
Get the emo lordmug. by Lord Infinitum May 25, 2020
Get the lord infinitummug. He is the Ultimate Authority, the Library of Knowledge, the River of Purity, the Epitome of Judgement, the Alpha of Mankind. In a nutshell, he is the Lord of Everything.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.
His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.
His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
by Skyfather Indra December 29, 2021
Get the Lord Matrixmug. Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's
by Jimmy Jhon May 10, 2018
Get the Lord Wafflemug. A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.
Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord
by TheWackyboyGazette September 2, 2020
Get the Simp Lordmug. Lord Forza is someone who has spent countless hours perfecting Forza, wether it be Motorsports or Horizon. Lord Forza must live up to the hype of being the best of the best; have the highest level, best cars, most credits, best wheel spins, bought tunes, and fastest goliath time against his mediocre friends who crash into the same trees in every race.
by lisa6969 November 29, 2018
Get the Lord Forzamug.