ants on a log

1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."

After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.

by smcdon April 13, 2007

LOG 4

anal sex with a sexually active white, male homosexual at a campout.

"YO KEYSHA, WHERE DID BEN AND ANDREW GO?"
-"oh, they're just doing some LOG 4 behind that tent."

by Jasmineee December 06, 2006

blow log

placing a line of cocaine on an erect penis and then snorting it off.

Dude, so that chick last night totally took a massive blow log off me.

by jaha March 30, 2005

Log Cabin

The completely non homo act of stripping your bros down, getting them rock hard, and building a Lincoln-log-like cabin with your massive boners. Dude, it's totally not gay. What's wrong with a pile of erections? Nothing... No homo.

Scott: Alright guys! Its 10:30! Time to build a log cabin!

Jeff: Oh yes guys! I've been looking forward to this all night, I've had a boner for 5 hours!

Nick: I'm pulsating.

by MassiveMangasm 8==D June 30, 2010

flog the log

see friggin in the riggin

Whatever flogs your log!

by Jesus does it in the butt February 23, 2003

log jam

A massive quantity of poop that blocks the toilet. It can be from more than one person.

Larry took such a big poop that it created a log jam in the toilet that required a plunger to clear it out.

by SWO October 17, 2006

Mossy Log

McNade's, of the iG sqaud, equipment. Also see: chicken nugget.

Yo man, you see McNade missing those headshots? He almost got killed till he pulled out his mossy log.

by uTg|Jigga April 24, 2006