Lobster Dinner Special 

The sexual act of putting a live lobster inside of a womans asshole, tail first. The woman's sexual partner puts his erect penis into her vagina, and while performing the lobster cuts up the balls.

Kyle: Hey Michael, what are you doing in the hospital?
Michael: Katelyn made me do a Lobster Dinner Special, and I didn't think it would work. It did
Kyle: I wonder if my girlfriend would be open to doing that. (pun intended)

Lobster Dinner Special by RussianSexMachine November 26, 2014

lobster

New advanced form of crabs usually emerging from the anus.

Yo man that hooker gave me lobster last nite.

lobster by limit4 July 2, 2006

lobster-tail

A sex act in which one person partially squeezes poop out and then dips it in butter and the second person sucks on it.

"Dude, that lobster-tail tasted like shit."

"That's the point."

lobster-tail by Not James. May 3, 2009

lobster

Mexican slang used to describe an uptight girl most likely belonging to the upper class, in a posessive way. Lobsters are perfectly identical to a lobuki in every sense, except that they have already been claimed by a high-class, modern, young male - known as a mirrey or mirrrey.

Hey! Come over here, lobster.

lobster by El Mirrrey Mayor December 15, 2011

Lobster

A very complex and mortifying sexual act in which giant red claws are involved

I lobstered her last night, I will never experience anything like that again..

Lobster by Golfcourse Men May 19, 2010

Blue lobster meme 

A secret way of a male expressing to other men that he is gay and is interested in sex

Dave: Hey I saw you posted a blue lobster

Goose: yeah I love blue lobster memes

Blue lobster meme by Joeligma8596 August 31, 2022

lobster claw 

an act of digital-anal sex in which 1 finger is inserted in the vagina, and 4 are inserted in the anus. This resembles the claw of a common red lobster.

"She was so slutty that I pulled off the Lobter Claw on her."

lobster claw by Captain McCallister May 13, 2005