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lizarded

When you are kissing or making out and they stick their tongue in your mouth aggressively and stiffly in a lizardly fashion.
yea he lizarded me, it was nasty.
by Coolcat.org July 17, 2020
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linoleum lizard

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.
The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.
by IronNerf July 8, 2014
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Lizards

A ridiculously large line of cocaine, like the length of a reptile.
“This week was sooo tough. I can’t wait to party! When we do let’s start with some lizards!!”
by fetchfun November 8, 2018
mugGet the Lizardsmug.

Lizard

Lizards are sometimes used as a symbol against Donald Trump, especially in the context of lizards being better than him, or him being bitten or otherwise hurt by lizards.
"Lizards VS. Trump!"
by purpleblue8 April 7, 2025
mugGet the Lizardmug.
Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>
Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.
"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"
by Sick kackis August 15, 2020
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Lizard Juice

A alcoholic beverage, one part medium to top shelf vodka, 3 parts energy drink. Preferably Redbull. Commonly drank by drunken bicyclists in the southeast region of Iowa. Sometimes served with a splash of cranberry juice. This variation is Called a Solid.
Holy shit, it's day 3 of Ragbrai and I've only had 4hrs of sleep. Better start the day with a lizard juice.
by Greinerdumptruckster July 17, 2021
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