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Plot Lizard

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016
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Plot Lizard

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016
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Lizard Twat

A lizard twat happens when a girl goes dry while you're inside her.
Yea dude, Morgan got a lizard twat last night. lizard skin
by Captain Neo September 2, 2016
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lizard

are hard lizard
by Transhit November 20, 2018
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lizard shooter

Lizard shooters are human crab mutations that walks like crabs, They always move in floks and move south during the sommer. They hide underground during the winter and alway keep yellow spotted lizard picture on their chin. There are two guns in their packet.
A freind askt me what a lizard shooter is.
by Mac john December 6, 2018
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Lizarded

The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.
The Xan Man lizarded the D-Hall bathroom again.
by Xanax Man December 10, 2018
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Mr lizard

The youtuber you can't fucking upload on time and he's a lazy piece of shit
That youtuber is a Mr lizard
by The truth man69 December 12, 2018
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