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The Lebron

When a girl is almost done sucking you off, instead of finishing in her face you finish in your hands. Next, you take the collected giz and you imitate Lebron James, thrusting your hands and arms upwards, launching the splooge right into the girl's chin. Clap your hands 2x and you have successfully completed The Lebron, congrats!
Man, I was feeling balla last night, so I gave that bitch The Lebron.
by Mild NOOB Sauce! January 13, 2010
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John Lennon

To be the first one of a group to fail, die, sell out, move on, etc.
ALSO
Used interchangeably with Yoko Ono; to forsake your friends, band, etc. for a woman.
We'd agreed to all stay friends after graduation, but then Eddie got a job in Tulsa and John Lennoned on us. At least he wasn't like Jim. That dude totally Yoko Ono'd with that skank Sherry.
by TrixieintheHill January 11, 2006
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john lennon

Someone we have been forced to call great and talented because he got popped off by some loony and now we are forced to swallow what a great guy he apparently was and how he was the creative force of the Beatles when in reality he was a washed-out hypocrite who only ever succeeded because he rided on Paul McCartney's talents. My friend says he is the human form of love and peace. Yes that's why he abandoned his friends while remaining bitter, twisted and childish about the whole Beatle business. Whole lotta love and peace there...err not. Once you've heard one Lennon song, you've heard them all.
We need to stop thinking John Lennon is a "legend" and accept him for what he really was - a stupid arsehole.
by Ramone Wyman November 26, 2006
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LeBronathon

A term, coined by ESPN reporters, referring to the unusual interest and rumors surrounding the free agency of basketball player LeBron James. The LeBron mania culminated in an hour long special on July 8, 2010 where ESPN analyzed every detail and speculation about where the King would sign.
LeBronathon reached a climax when SportsCenter claimed that James leaving Cleavland would be like Cavalier's fans being hit by a nuclear bomb. There hasn't been a King James Mania this big since the 17th century.
by billybelmont July 9, 2010
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John Lennon

A self-righteous asshole who spewed childish bubble gum music and foul blasphemy that his drug-addled fans thought was groovy. Also, Mr. Peace, Love and Understanding left his wife and child for Yoko Ono whom Beatles devotees blame for the fact that the band had run its course.

If you listen to Lennon's ditty "Imagine", you'll find that by the time he's done imagining, he has imagined that nothing exists other than himself. That's the John Lennon philosophy in a nutshell. Of course I am sorry he was murdered, but his failure to rise on the third day was a fitting end.
John Lennon proclaimed himself and his band as "bigger than Jesus", and also predicted that "Christianity will end". Christianity is still here, Lennon is dead as a doornail.
by Canada Street's in the bldg. November 26, 2006
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lenko

smallest pecker in the world
you have a lenko
by jo February 23, 2003
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Lebron james

First pick in 2003 NBA draft
Best player in NBA

2x NBA champion
4x MVP
Lebron James is the best player in NBA, 4x MVP, 2x NBA champion, and was the first pick in NBA draft.
by Eagle4life April 5, 2015
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