a condition on limited-access high-capacity arterial roadways aka freeways where a disproportionately large convoy of vehicles occupies the "number one" aka left-most lane in anticipation of passing sauntering traffic in the other lanes. The cause of the build-up is often a beltway bitch or a motorist who is passing other slower motorists at a marginally higher velocity, often less than 1 mph greater, often out of fear that s/he may be pulled over for speeding if s/he goes any faster. Warning: this condition often creates freeway fags.
by Driving School April 7, 2009
Get the left lane lagmug. by CKMP January 11, 2008
Get the Right lane candidatemug. 1.The guarding or protecting of the left lane on an interstate using an unreasonably small following distance.
2. Preventing other motorists from entering the fast lane when the situation arises.
2. Preventing other motorists from entering the fast lane when the situation arises.
There were at least 3 cars in front of me with their left blinker on during stop and go traffic on the highway. However, they could not shift over while I had my left lane defense up.
by RAD_revolution July 24, 2010
Get the Left lane defensemug. An inconsiderate slob who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.
A left lane dick. A left lamer.
A left lane dick. A left lamer.
A long line of soccer moms in their SUVs followed the left lane hog. Each one was waiting for her chance to be first in line.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
Get the left lane hogmug. Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.
by Albertalane December 8, 2016
Get the Alberta lane changemug. This is your middle school located in fort wayne , IN. This school is pretty much 95% ghetto and 5% of fake people that think there the shit. Some sports are decent... SOMETIMES. But the teachers don’t care about students or their education they just want their “money”. Fights all the time .
8th grader from a private middle school/rich school: “what school do u go to?”
8th grader from lane:” i go to the hellhole lane”
8th grader from a private middle school/ rich school: “aren’t there gangs and fights there ?”
Lane Middle School: a trash school you don’t want to attend
8th grader from lane:” i go to the hellhole lane”
8th grader from a private middle school/ rich school: “aren’t there gangs and fights there ?”
Lane Middle School: a trash school you don’t want to attend
by Joshia Landmor June 11, 2018
Get the Lane Middle Schoolmug. doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!
that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!
he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!
he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the passing lane blindnessmug.