by LeanBeefPasta November 28, 2010
Angry War Veteran Father: "If you hurt her, I will take a butterfly knife to your tender parts."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."
by ThisIsGoingToHurt March 24, 2009
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by gorkhe December 31, 2012
A rape defense.
A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
“I’m a eunuch.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
by oocheeha December 16, 2021
a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
by DunchThirty January 23, 2012
"Biting the Knife" is a phase used in place of explaining how you're going to do something risky for no particular reason.
"I'm done contemplating, I'm biting the knife on this one."
"I had to bite the knife and fuck the crackhead even though she prolly have stds."
"I had to bite the knife and fuck the crackhead even though she prolly have stds."
by leavingamark January 08, 2023