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Kens

Small copulatory organ of the male of higher vertebrates that in mammals usually also provides the channel by which urine leaves the body boy. In desperate need of a personality transplant.
Omg you got a small kens? I ain’t giving you my cherry baby!

Oh no! You’re a kens! You don’t even deserve capital letters baby!
by nutsykukkoo March 5, 2025
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Ken Rackz

One of Staten Islands Most Talented Producers On Earth.
Yo it’s Ken Rackz on the Boardz HAANN.
by Dontrundonttrip718 November 23, 2021
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Ken

A funny looking guy who sells drugs, eats dogs, and play Genshin Impact.
Joe: Ken is a heigui
by Jimmy Mac'Wifebeater June 1, 2023
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Ken's ass

Jeffrey sucks ken's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: I sucked ken's ass last night!!
by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023
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Kenning

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."
"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."
by chromal June 5, 2023
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Ken-nap

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."
by Ken_TheIsThe June 10, 2023
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Ken

A man with the biggest shlong around and will rail anyones mom when he gets the chance. This man has enough rizz to get anyone he desires.
Ken is hiding an absolute beast behind his zipper.
Turns gay chicks straight!
by Sussybocka June 16, 2023
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