Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025

Ken

a humorous word used for cool, or awesome

"Your new car looks so Ken!"
"That's so Ken, guys!"

by TheOfficialNeptune November 27, 2025

Kens

Small copulatory organ of the male of higher vertebrates that in mammals usually also provides the channel by which urine leaves the body boy. In desperate need of a personality transplant.

Omg you got a small kens? I ain’t giving you my cherry baby!

Oh no! You’re a kens! You don’t even deserve capital letters baby!

by nutsykukkoo March 5, 2025

Ken Rackz

One of Staten Islands Most Talented Producers On Earth.

Yo it’s Ken Rackz on the Boardz HAANN.

by Dontrundonttrip718 November 23, 2021

Ken

A funny looking guy who sells drugs, eats dogs, and play Genshin Impact.

Joe: Ken is a heigui

by Jimmy Mac'Wifebeater June 1, 2023

Ken's ass

Jeffrey sucks ken's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lily: I sucked ken's ass last night!!

by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023

Kenning

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."

"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."

by chromal June 5, 2023