junk science 

To Republicans: global warming, the link between second-hand smoke and cancer, and evolutionary biology. To Democrats: creationism, abstinence-only sex education, and supply-side economics.

Ronald: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
George H. W.: Sounds like voodoo economics to me.
George W.: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
Al: We've heard of all that junk science before. We need to focus on climate change!
George W.: Now that's junk science!

junk science by DrSamba February 21, 2009

Junkyard Cleavage

People refer to a woman's ample backside as her having "junk in the trunk". And when a woman's top is low-cut, you can see her cleavage. Combine the two, and you have Junkyard Cleavage, which is also an advertisement..."See this? I got a messy kitchen! Come and see for yourself."

When a woman has the low-rise pants and either A) the lower-lumbar tattoo, or B) the thong, or hey...maybe both, she's showing off her Junkyard Cleavage.

Junkyard Cleavage by Chewy Kolchuk December 30, 2004

junk jig 

To dance a jig in your boxers so that your junk bounces visibly all over the place, often to the detriment of your friends and passersby.

"Eww...Please stop that junk jig for like three seconds and tell me where the bathroom is.

junk jig by matt Gettz May 19, 2007

sun junkie 

a scottish woman who is excessively tanned. odd, due to the typical scottish weather which is dull and cloudy, the scottish 'sun junkie' constantly sports a season brown tann. this tan comes from, typically tanning salons designed for these purposes. in certain cultures it is considered attracive to the working classes.

Rich: check her out, she's a f*ckin' sun junkie,
Rob: and so's her maw.

sun junkie by Rich & Rob - mashed May 3, 2004

poon junkie 

someone that is severely addicted to a vagina

"man you sure do love the pussy,you have tried to bang every girl here, for lack of a better word i shall call you a Poon Junkie"

poon junkie by Shpongle Spores January 31, 2008

smack junkie 

a particularly grimey individual who is addicted to an injectable mind-altering substance such as heroin, usually found outside local pubs and pizzarias, reeking of burnt hair, liquor, and human fecal matter

Hey, get your shit together, you needle-feedin' smack junkie!!

smack junkie by kingkoopa1387 June 18, 2013

cock junkie 

A person who is addicted to penises.

Damn, that bitch is a straigt up cock junkie!

cock junkie by J RAW December 18, 2003