Josh is a bitch
by Fletcher matthews March 11, 2019
Get the Joshmug. A complete fuckboy who is too damn shy about his feelings, but has no hesitation to ask if you wanna fuck.
Girl 1: "He's so shy about how he feels yet he says he wants to fuck."
Girl 2: "His name is Josh..isn't it?"
Girl 1: "Yep."
Girl 2: "I knew it. It's always a Josh, I'm telling you."
Girl 2: "His name is Josh..isn't it?"
Girl 1: "Yep."
Girl 2: "I knew it. It's always a Josh, I'm telling you."
by idk1233938271727371818 December 17, 2015
Get the Joshmug. 
Scientific Name:- Joshwacusfaggotuslikesmeninassus
Scene Kid, Generally Hangs out with the hardcore kids, heaps big try hard, Hangs around people to make them look better, makes himself look gay, wears makeup down the main street to video easy. VERY FEMINEN
Also can be used as an insult
and as a form of prank
Scene Kid, Generally Hangs out with the hardcore kids, heaps big try hard, Hangs around people to make them look better, makes himself look gay, wears makeup down the main street to video easy. VERY FEMINEN
Also can be used as an insult
and as a form of prank
by Not Josh Olds December 1, 2009
Get the Joshmug. Bobbing on a cock like a fishing bobber. minus the line tied to the ass. Also refers to giving it to or taking it in the ass from a man or from a man named josh. If youre joshing it yo might as well go 69 with your nextdoor neighboor because youll get the same amount of sexual shit diseases. SKUNK ASS
Damnit how come we dont have an xbox?
Jake was supposed to bring it but he is probably joshing it right now.
Jake was supposed to bring it but he is probably joshing it right now.
by michael gohan December 27, 2006
Get the JOSHING ITmug. Anything in Zelda that causes you to go from full hearts to less than full hearts, such that you lose the ability to shoot your laser sword.
Typically its the root of the cause on screen, and you yell at it. It could be a boomerang or one of those little jellies that come out of the big jellies and wiggle into you unexpectedly or those ass-bastard heads that pop out of the water to shoot flaming balls into your chin while you're trying to find secrets.
Typically its the root of the cause on screen, and you yell at it. It could be a boomerang or one of those little jellies that come out of the big jellies and wiggle into you unexpectedly or those ass-bastard heads that pop out of the water to shoot flaming balls into your chin while you're trying to find secrets.
by Yezzi August 20, 2010
Get the Joshmug. To disappoint your friends on a regular basis.
This word originated towards the end of 2014 at St Andrews, Bloemfontein when a specific learner named Josh, constantly let down his peers with illogical excuses and reasons.
This word originated towards the end of 2014 at St Andrews, Bloemfontein when a specific learner named Josh, constantly let down his peers with illogical excuses and reasons.
Jaime: "You're still coming to the BBQ on Friday with Andrico and Dean right?"
Josh on Tuesday: "Sure I'll be there!"
Andrico on Thursday: "See you tomorrow!"
Josh: "No sorry I can't stay over I have to study."
Jaime: "Yeah right."
Josh: "Actually I don't wanna go.
Dean: "You guys see he's joshing us again..."
Josh on Tuesday: "Sure I'll be there!"
Andrico on Thursday: "See you tomorrow!"
Josh: "No sorry I can't stay over I have to study."
Jaime: "Yeah right."
Josh: "Actually I don't wanna go.
Dean: "You guys see he's joshing us again..."
by TheFuze October 30, 2014
Get the Joshingmug.