Jordan

lies about his age

Jordan: I'm 16
Me: oh I'm 15!

Jordan: jk I'm 15 I turn 16 this summer

by hvshbrown June 5, 2018

Jordan

A way to say the n-word without getting in trouble with Tyrone.

Craig met up with Tyrone and greeted him “What’s up my jordan?”

by gkshsjd June 9, 2021

Jordan

A worm dick a writhing little slimy retch that lives in a dark dank fucking meme-less hole that people occasionally like to step on.

Wow that guy is such a Jordan.

by He Cheated!!! November 14, 2016

Jordan

A Extremely stylish individual

Did you see Jordan the other day, total fashion mogul

by assasin May 5, 2018

Jordan

a guy who is not gutsy enough to ask out a girl

"ask her out bro"
"nah man i feel like a Jordan."

by thebezelowner June 1, 2018

Jordan

A guy who is extra as fuck

Y'all know Jordan? Damn he's extra.. really over dramatic but he's cute tho.

by Love me 22 September 5, 2017

Jordans

Expensive shoes worn by the douchebags in school.

Thomas: Check out Trevor strutting around the school in those Jordans.
Michael: ikr! He's a real douchebag.
Thomas: ikr!

by CashNetUSAdotcomMan August 5, 2018