nutsack johnson

A pledge who is very knowledgeable about the fraternity during his pledge education process.

Evans fucking knew the paragraph, man, I think he's the nutsack johnson of the class!

by BOMBLE.COM May 4, 2005

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woodcock johnson

a.)a sexual position where the man inserts a wooden spoon into the vaginal cavity and thrusts his fist into the anal passage.
b.)an I.Q test

a.) "Dude, I WOODCOCK JOHNSONED that hoe last night. Kitchen appliances have never worked in such ways!"
b.) "Okay now, I am going to give you the Woodcock Johnson. I will be video taping it for further studies."

by Bobbith Rizzle October 29, 2007

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Jack Your Johnson

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"Wow Sheequa ur pretty hot."
Shaneequa: "Well Letrell, maybe you should go home and Jack Your Johnson."

by Billy Webbs May 8, 2008

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Johnson

An amazing guy that is sweet, funny,caring. Usually very attractive, tall and has a certain innocence about him, although he might admit to none of those things. He is completely calm, cool, and composed. No one can ever be mad at him, and if they are, they get over it. Someone who you would want to be in your life forever. Very huggable and kissable. Good with kids, and is very respectful. Just wonderful in every possible way. It's hard to not love a Johnson, he is totally and completely loyal, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything. You have a friend for life with a Johnson. A Johnson is picky about who he opens up to though.

Johnson is the sweetest guy I've ever met.
Girl, I think I'm in love with Johnson.

by King Louie James December 27, 2018

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