Johana

A petty bitch who takes everything WAY too serious

John:my girlfriend is being a bitch.
Mike: what is she doing?
John:she's being petty about who her bestfriend dates.
Mike:ah, she's being a johana.

by Thatoneverysuspiciouspotato May 15, 2018

Johanson

A hot raw sexual encounter with a young male adult

cant believe you had Johanson last nite?

by 24strongbow March 18, 2011

Johann Bartendel

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.

"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"

"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"

by Erikk "Gee-willikers" MacKenzie August 6, 2006

jhanzel

I LOVE JHANZEL ALL JHANZELS ARE SO MOMMY

OH MY GOD IS THAT JHANZEL😱😱 SHE IS SO FINE

by jfdgicgy November 1, 2022

Johanni

He is a guy.

Johanni likes pizza

by Jsjsisjdn May 31, 2018

johanna (negative)

A really snobbish and annoying girl who thinks she is also the center if attention .

Dave: That girl is so Johanna (negative) . I mean she is way too snobbish

by Atm33 April 9, 2019

Johanna

An amazing person who is always there when you need them but sometimes stuck up and get mad very easily but is also helping and is very gay

Hey Johanna

by Broski🙄🙄 September 4, 2021