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Mad Passionate

A term used to describe a noun that has no fear, a lot of drive and knows what it means to be alive. If you're real, have substance, living for something and have drive you are allowed to use this term. If you're a lazy bitch with no substance or drive then you cannot.
Bobby: Did you see that bitch with the big hair humping the tree in waterplace park?

Dick: Yeah. She's mad passionate.

Bon Qui Qui: Grl, ma momma mad homemade mcdonalds and i washed that syt dwn wit kool laid ahahahaha! It was mad passionate

King Kong Quisha: Dayum Daddy!
by rtggftrh July 27, 2010
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Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.
The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.
by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012
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Mad cuddling

It means to have sex. Replaces Netflix and chill. Sex for a couple who are trying to sound intimate.
"Madison and I were mad cuddling all night long."
"Damn man u guys love each other that much?"
"What can you say man, it is true."
by Jjsmithy October 10, 2016
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Shadz Mad

If a person is planning on attending a banging nightclub in a popular Yorkshire town they become 'Shadz Mad.'

Doing so can result in loss of dignity, the gaining of beer goggles and the sudden ability to dance like Beyonce.
Lad: ERE BANGTIDY LASS! YOU OFF OUT TONEET?
Lass: yeah i will be i'm SHADZ MAD!
by BIGFELLAHIMSELF January 24, 2011
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mad unforch

A shortened version of the phrase "that's very unfortunate". Something you say when inconvenienced.
Damn bro your girl cheated on you with a dude named Tyler? That's mad unforch.
by Daweigames November 7, 2022
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sleep madness

A condition in which your sleep schedule is horribly messed up.

Severe sleep madness can occur if in your attempt to cure yourself of sleep madness by pulling some stunt, you make it worse.

Such "cures" include:
1) staying up too long to 'readjust' your schedule: e.g. since you woke up at 4, stay up for 28 hours and then you'll be golden.
2) exercising a lot to get tired and go to bed sooner.
3) sleeping a less in order to get tired enough to go to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.

The cures are almost always failures because they are difficult to do correctly, and usually backfire.
1:

Jeff: Oh god I stayed out too late on a Wednesday and ended up going to bed at 3, but then I slept for 12 hours instead of 5 somehow and now I'm screwed.
Tom: Dude, you've got sleep madness. Nothing for it but to stay up until tomorrow evening and then go to bed.
Jeff: yeah but that won't work either, I'll just make it worse.

2:

Jeremy: so I woke up at 4pm yesterday. I figured I'd just stay up for 28 hours or so and solve my problem.. but somehow I got really tired at like 11am and couldn't deal so I went to take a short nap (you know, to make it until a reasonable bedtime). But instead, my alarm didn't wake me up and these beer nuts and guiness I'm having are breakfast. I've got the sleep madness real bad.
Chris: yeah that's some pretty bad sleep madness.
by someguy37474 November 22, 2009
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mad jelly

very jealous
question: u jelly?
answer: mad jelly.
by urdadyo August 2, 2012
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