iPod

What the old kids have, people who have this are considered oldies.

You have an iPod, wow your not invited to our party.

by Gragesdor January 14, 2018

iPod shuffle 3rd gen

By far the most peculiar member of the iPod family, it has no controls aside from an on off switch. Controls exist as a set of inline buttons on the EarPods cable. May be mistaken as a tiny vape. Released in 2009, was discontinued in 2010.

The iPod shuffle 3rd gen is unusual.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 5, 2025

iPod

a device the size of your palm that can hold music all day and all night. It can also play audiobooks. It's also very customizable in software and hardware.

Person 1: Hey what's that you're listening music from?
Person 2: It's my iPod
Person 1: What?! these are super old and stupid! Listen from ur phone
Person 2: No, shut up! iPods are rad. Too rad for you to understand.

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Ipod Fag

An iPod Fag is someone who uses an iPod as if it were a smart phone, except for calling. Instead, iPod Fags use shitty phones like flip phones or the LG Cosmos l2.

John: Hey, is that the new iPhone 5s?
Fabio: No, it's just the iPod 5.
John: Then what do you use to call people?
Fabio: I use this shitty flip phone *shows flip phone*
John: Dude, you're such an iPod Fag.
Fabio: I know.

by YaBoiFranklin May 26, 2014

Dan's iPod

Used in reference to a person or venue playing unquestionably terrible music.

"This music is shit, have they plugged in Dan's iPod?"

by thornbrook April 19, 2025

Ipod

Ipods.
They bring sex to ur ears!
the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle >.>

Girl: JIZZZ
boy: wat??
Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod.

Example 2
Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?!!! PICK GOOD SONGS!!! >.<

by sumRandomKaytieeKidd(: October 21, 2010

iPod touch

Something that hasn’t been hyped since 2010

iPod touch is mostly dead

by Sriracha-antidote November 3, 2022