iPod touch

Something that hasn’t been hyped since 2010

iPod touch is mostly dead

by Sriracha-antidote November 03, 2022

Ipod

Ipods.
They bring sex to ur ears!
the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle >.>

Girl: JIZZZ
boy: wat??
Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod.

Example 2
Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?!!! PICK GOOD SONGS!!! >.<

by sumRandomKaytieeKidd(: October 21, 2010

ipod touch

A device for listening to music, movies and porn.

ipod touch passing by.

by Dope420 January 15, 2017

Dan's iPod

Used in reference to a person or venue playing unquestionably terrible music.

"This music is shit, have they plugged in Dan's iPod?"

by thornbrook April 19, 2025

platinum on my ipod

it's when you play a song like a million times, like it's so good you can't/couldn't stop listening to it..
it can be platinum on your android/iPhone too like it doesn't matter you get the concept

superbass went platinum on my ipod when i was in middle school

xtuna stan: la fuerza by xtina went platinum !!!
another person: on your android bitch

by y2kcunt February 18, 2022

Ipod Fag

An iPod Fag is someone who uses an iPod as if it were a smart phone, except for calling. Instead, iPod Fags use shitty phones like flip phones or the LG Cosmos l2.

John: Hey, is that the new iPhone 5s?
Fabio: No, it's just the iPod 5.
John: Then what do you use to call people?
Fabio: I use this shitty flip phone *shows flip phone*
John: Dude, you're such an iPod Fag.
Fabio: I know.

by YaBoiFranklin May 26, 2014

iPod Drift

When a car drifts outside of the lines on the road because the driver is scrolling through their iPod.

B: Dude! Keep your eyes on the road, you're drifting!!

S; LOL Sorry! I'm trying to find a song!

b: That's the iPod Drift!!

by Pirate Poppy December 17, 2008