iPod

A piece of shit, usually bullshit

That's iPod! I don't believe you!

by EVDW March 6, 2009

iPod

What the old kids have, people who have this are considered oldies.

You have an iPod, wow your not invited to our party.

by Gragesdor January 14, 2018

Ipod

Ipods.
They bring sex to ur ears!
the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle >.>

Girl: JIZZZ
boy: wat??
Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod.

Example 2
Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?!!! PICK GOOD SONGS!!! >.<

by sumRandomKaytieeKidd(: October 21, 2010

iPod U2

A special edition of Apple's music player iPod. First generation released on October 26, 2004
This model has the autographs of the U2 band members etched onto the back, and black device body, red click wheel.
In addition, early model will comes with coupon for order The Complete U2 in iTunes store, latter model will comes with 30 minutes free music or video coupon of U2 band

A rare model of Apple, every iPod collectors or lovers may want the iPod U2

by Digitaaliset September 8, 2023

Dan's iPod

Used in reference to a person or venue playing unquestionably terrible music.

"This music is shit, have they plugged in Dan's iPod?"

by thornbrook April 19, 2025

the ipod guy

a word an idiot would call dankpods

me: yeah i watch dankpods
someone: oh the ipod guy
me: no its dankpods idiot

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 11, 2024

Ipod Fag

An iPod Fag is someone who uses an iPod as if it were a smart phone, except for calling. Instead, iPod Fags use shitty phones like flip phones or the LG Cosmos l2.

John: Hey, is that the new iPhone 5s?
Fabio: No, it's just the iPod 5.
John: Then what do you use to call people?
Fabio: I use this shitty flip phone *shows flip phone*
John: Dude, you're such an iPod Fag.
Fabio: I know.

by YaBoiFranklin May 26, 2014