A night, usually a Friday or Saturday, in which an older male and a younger female have phone sex. Or, maybe they just talk about how Thick Abbi's hams are.
Eric: Tony, I had darlena night with Molly and Abbi!
Tony: You all suck.
Lauren: Yeah.
Rayna: Hamlena night.
Sierra: What?
Tony: You all suck.
Lauren: Yeah.
Rayna: Hamlena night.
Sierra: What?
by ericstealsmen January 29, 2016
- Hey I heard Jeno had some night burritos in his last trip to Mexico.
- Damn, don't wanna imagine that sword fight
- Damn, don't wanna imagine that sword fight
by Watahell September 29, 2018
When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020
by jiggleworth22 September 02, 2016
In order to have as much sleep as possible you will get dressed the night before and sleep fully clothed so that when a you wake up you can brush your teeth and leave your house a minute after arising. This is full commitment to being night ready and this generally applies to those who couldn't care less about their appearance and regard body odour as a myth. Mild cases of being night ready could be putting wallets in trouser pockets or placing clothes out in the order you put them on.
Jimbo: Hey pal.. wow you look scruffy mate and you stink like sweat, dribble and bed??
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.
by Dr Two April 19, 2010
Another term for a prostitute. One that isn't necessarily high class but certainly is cheap but provides a good level of service.
Rachel was so good last night - cheap, cheerful and definitely such a professional coot of the night.
by fanyole23 March 04, 2019
I can't stop thinking about Kate. I had a dream about her last night, and this morning I discovered that she brought me some night syrup.
by Extra Chowder April 17, 2020