brain burp

When an irrelevant comment slips through the mouth before the brain has a chance to filter it.
Example:
"So if the government wants to fix this situation there going to have to-"

"Bananas are great"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"Sorry, brain burp."
by Triangle Jeff November 13, 2013
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brain girlfriend

A girl whom you've had no physical contact with due to geographical constraints but that you date via phone, texting, email, facebook or various other social media avenues. You would adore this girl enough to send messages back and forth throughout the day and look forward to talking on the phone well beyond midnight. The couples brains would become tender lovers prior to the allowance of physical contact.
"I'm sorry, you are nice and all, but I have a brain girlfriend". "She is so far away from me now but she's always with me and my brain and I love her to death".
by Cruisingm March 23, 2014
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Brain dump

The act of recalling old information about a subject or a concept and writing it all down on a piece of paper to help you remember and memorize it.
During the test, I always brain dump everything that I can remember so I don't have to recall as much information.
by Dr. Sah January 15, 2021
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chumley brain

Fuck i lost my wallet, i must have got a chumley brain.
by Kenzuko January 16, 2023
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brain fluffy

similar to a brain fart or zoning out, however your brain is filled with fluffy, cloudy, numbness. a light and fun term. During a brain fluffy you can not focus on anything.
Bill was sitting in History and was called upon..

Teacher "Bill who was the British Captain during the Boston Massacre"
Bill "Uh what?"
Girl in class "looks like he had another brain fluffy"
by name: email: age: October 08, 2010
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Naked Brain

Exposing a single testicle through the opening in the zipper in a exhibitionistic manner, usually to another cooperating party. This can become a game where you see who can show their naked brain in the best location (supermarket, restaurant, library), where the most outrageous location wins the game.
Steve and I went down to the Piggly Wiggly on friday night and I managed to sneak a naked brain out near the frozen foods. He then retaliated and got me back over in the produce section.
by Eric Crouch December 29, 2004
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Bride Brain

A less invasive, but more expensive version of a frontal lobotomy. Experienced by most brides, as they enter a catatonic state which renders them incapable of sustaining any thought or conversation that does not involve cake, caterers, flowers, wedding dress designers, Chinese wedding dress knockoff designers, updo's, hair pieces, color schemes, wedding themes, and personalized M&M's.
Bride Brain symptoms include, but are not limited to, driving erratically because they can't stop staring at their shiny diamond ring; being amused by the resentment of all their single girlfriends, rewinding songs several hundred times while imagining themselves walking down the aisle, and starvation induced bitchiness which is generally followed by late night binging at a Dairy Queen. (Note that this can only occur outside of the bride's native geographic area, where they can't possibly run into anyone they know).

Symptoms are ordinarily well controlled with valium, alcohol and endless hours of watching youtube "first dance" videos.
by bluemoonbride January 27, 2010
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