tub-e-atosis

a common post-condition that occurs when you consume friendly libations and proceed to go into a hot tub for an extended period of time and then exit to find unique symptoms included but not limited to: parched mouth, delirium, paralytic mobility, light headedness, dyschronometria and overall sense of drowsiness

"Hey Dan and Rob, I noticed you were drinking earlier.. don't stay in the hot tub too much longer, you may get a tub-e-atosis"

"We invited Steve to Christmas dinner but we soon realized that he was displaying symptoms of tub-e-atosis"

"What was he doing??"
"He was totally paralytic"

by Flighty January 31, 2019

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Tub o' landslide

The Suffolk word for peanut butter.

oi mate I'm going to go make me a tub o' landslide sandwich

by Z4CH4 April 14, 2024

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tub

a fat or overweight person

Tracy: Hey look at that fat guy!
Alexa: Sheeeeesh he’s a tub

by shsjbdksnsowhr May 7, 2021

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Kody tub cream

When your name is Kody and you sit on your butt in an empty tub, take 2 cups of imigrant throw-up, and jerk off with it. Then when you finish. Mix it with the puke and put it in a squeeze bottle and leave it on the condiments table at Moe's.

Hey Chris, wanna go to Moe's? I'm starving.

Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!

by Tub rub December 12, 2021

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Tubbing

Having sex with a fat girl a bath full of beans

Hi Judith do you fancy tubbing tonight and I will bring the beans

by Bob shackles February 5, 2021

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Dry Tub

When you lock yourself inside your bathroom and you fap whilst on a call with 5 other guys of the same ages. All the while yelling some form of ‘no homo’ at the others in the call.

Man Operation dry tub is effective immediately

by cartaphilen July 10, 2019

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