Ian

Ians are quite possibly the sexiest men alive today. They're not super outgoing or into BDSM, and they don't have a ton of kinks you should consider before climbing into bed with them. However, Ians can be so loving and caring once you get to know them. That is what is important. You need to befriend Ian first before trying to reap all of the benefits and rewards. If you don't, his friends will come at you and literally demolish your entire reputation, if you had one, to begin with. If you find an Ian, hold on tight. You've found a keeper.

Guy 1 "That guy is so good at sports and school and girls and counterintelligence for the communist forces of China"
Guy 2 "He must be an Ian. There's no way around it"

by Ilikemen2203483 February 23, 2022

Ian

On who dresses up in his sister's bikini, covers himself in creamy peanut butter and wallows around it the bathtub like a slutty fish all while listening to Crazy Frog by Axel F. On repeat for hours.

Person 1: Is that Ian?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he really likes peanut butter.

by Pterodactyl with a side of spr February 25, 2022

Ian

Ham

Ian = Ham

by Hamburgerlover888888 February 25, 2022

Ian

Talks a good game but never does anything

We should ask Sarah over tonight, yea we can do but she’s such an Ian

by TashPope March 11, 2022

Ian

Talks a good game but never does anything

We could invite Matt over tonight? Yea we could but he probably wouldn’t show, he’s such an Ian!

by TashPope March 11, 2022

Ian

Ian is a smart and kind boy who loves skiing. He is great at sports and has lots of friends. He loves the. Seattle Seahawks and is very good at telling people stats.

Ian Is Cool!

by z.hjbfszz,ev March 17, 2022

Ian

Ian is a name of South Gaelic origin meaning "God is gracious."

An Ian is typically a very sweet person. He loves to take care of people. Ian's tall, smart, creative, and sexy af.

Even though he'll never openly say it, he's insecure. Remind him that he's beautiful and loved. Remind him that he's wanted and needed by the people around him.

1: I love him so much. He's absolutely amazing. He's so sweet and patient with me
2: Wait, what was his name again?
2: Ian

by Dizzyowl2203 March 20, 2022