hipster dog

A dog that wears hipster style clothes or accessories, such as name brand dog apparel, or scenesteresque bandannas and is own by a member of the "hipster" crowd (see "hipster").

I swear I saw a hipster dog! The dog was decked out in a cardigan and a bandanna. It was crazy, I swear I think I even saw it texting someone.

by Hipsterdufus261 November 10, 2007

hipster

...ha, like you'd know!

a hipster would commonly say something to the effect of:

seriously dude, don't ask me to explain my music to you, you wouldn't get it anyways...god i am going to go masturbate to Andy Warhol

by magzero41 August 25, 2009

Hipster fight

When mean looks are not enough, hipsters engage in verbal fights, trying to make the other person feel stupid. The most common hipster fight is when someone cuts in front of a hipster at a concert.

I saw this awesome hipster fight at the Wilco show when these girls pushed their way to the front row.

by paavopetie May 16, 2008

Neo-Hipster

An individual who believes that being a hipster is "too mainstream" and therefore resorts to the act of telling others that they have not participated in some mainstream activity but express their desire too in an attempt to both emphasize the fact that they haven't yet participated and separate themselves from normal hipsters.

Basically taking the hipster philosophy of "I'm so counterculture that I listened to them first" and extending it to "I'm so counterculture that I never listened to them at all"

"Yeah man, I've heard good things about Deertick, and I've been MEANING to check out their stuff" <Neo-hipster

"Oh yeah, I've heard that that new club is really cool, I've been MEANING to go there"<Neo-hipster

by Whatzahipzter? February 6, 2012

hipster

there isn't much difference between hipsters and indie kids. their favorite color is probably either yellow or red. they like triangles, owls, and they all smoke. hipsters MUST know what omegle and 4chan are, lolcats and insanewolfs are a must, too. every hipster needs a camera. they'll take pictures, put them in black and white, and they're automatically photographers. they spend most of their time complaining on tumblr, and making fun of hipsters for being hipsters. they constantly bicker about twilight and harry potter, often favoring harry potter. yeah sure, hp and twilight have nothing in common, but who cares? hipsters don't.

person a: what's that lyric from?
person b: oh, just some obscure band you've most likely never heard of.

person a: LOLOLOL look at that hipster.
person b: lulz, i know.

person a: i have so many followers on tumblr, but they all delete my cred!

by George Oscar Bluthe July 6, 2010

Hipster

People who complain about hipsters.

A true hipster would love hipsters, cause everyone else apparently hates them.

by Milo123456789 September 26, 2010

Hipster bitch

1: The act of a hipster bitching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.

2: A one-way ticket to Whiney Friendless Bitch Town. Population: you.

"MAAHH! I SO GOT THE FRANS FERDINAND CD BEFORE YOU DID!"
"EW! WHY ARE THEY ON MAINSTREAM RADIO! I TOTALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!"

"Please die. Now. "

by EFrye March 13, 2005