When we pulled into the state hunting access, two snake hunters crawled up out of the bushes with their clothes on inside-out.
by bigassassassin November 7, 2010
Get the Snake Huntermug. "Geraldo gets all the ladies, what a biddie hunter."
"look at that biddie hunter at work,"
"word hes bout to get his dick smoked"
"look at that biddie hunter at work,"
"word hes bout to get his dick smoked"
by E-Cas$h August 9, 2008
Get the biddie huntermug. Much like the behavior of early man who hunted game and gathered berries, grains and other small eatables found in nature, the more modern Hunter Sampler utilizes similar techniques not for locating food, but the most desirable, and not necessarily permanent, mate.
The Hunter Sampler will often seek out several members of the opposite sex intending to generate a pool of qualified individuals suitable for fornication. This pool may also be referred to as a Harem, but may consist of exclusively males or females, or a combination of both sexes. The Hunter Sampler will then "sample" each member of the pool and likely make determinations as to which members may remain, and which will be asked to leave the pool of candidates. Those who remain are likely asked to do so because they possess a unique skill that others in the pool do not. These skills can include, but are not limited to mastery of traditional technical execution of an act, or a strength in application or interpretation of creative/unconventional methods of traditional acts. The single standard
Those who are found to possess the skills and abilities that meet the Hunter Sampler's needs will likely be called upon any time of day (or night) to perform such skills at a location of the Hunter Sampler's choosing.
It is also believed that the Hunter Sampler will, on occasion, request the services of more than one pool member at a time. Circumstances which require more than one pool member to provide their unique services at the same time and location always indicates a sense of urgency on the part of the Hunter Sampler. These rare "triangular" or even "quadrilateral" scenarios have been reported, and often result in remarkable satisfaction on the part of the Hunter Sampler.
Please be aware that not all Hunter Samplers are alike. Their organizational methods and needs from their pool will vary and a pool member making a transition from one pool to anther should not expect the needs of their new Monarch to have any similarity to their former.
The Hunter Sampler will often seek out several members of the opposite sex intending to generate a pool of qualified individuals suitable for fornication. This pool may also be referred to as a Harem, but may consist of exclusively males or females, or a combination of both sexes. The Hunter Sampler will then "sample" each member of the pool and likely make determinations as to which members may remain, and which will be asked to leave the pool of candidates. Those who remain are likely asked to do so because they possess a unique skill that others in the pool do not. These skills can include, but are not limited to mastery of traditional technical execution of an act, or a strength in application or interpretation of creative/unconventional methods of traditional acts. The single standard
Those who are found to possess the skills and abilities that meet the Hunter Sampler's needs will likely be called upon any time of day (or night) to perform such skills at a location of the Hunter Sampler's choosing.
It is also believed that the Hunter Sampler will, on occasion, request the services of more than one pool member at a time. Circumstances which require more than one pool member to provide their unique services at the same time and location always indicates a sense of urgency on the part of the Hunter Sampler. These rare "triangular" or even "quadrilateral" scenarios have been reported, and often result in remarkable satisfaction on the part of the Hunter Sampler.
Please be aware that not all Hunter Samplers are alike. Their organizational methods and needs from their pool will vary and a pool member making a transition from one pool to anther should not expect the needs of their new Monarch to have any similarity to their former.
Dude, I met this girl not too long ago and she's been all over me since. I later found out she was a hetero Hunter Sampler, which I'm cool with, as long as she doesn't try and get me into a triangle scenario.
by TehBay August 7, 2009
Get the Hunter Samplermug. Its ya boy skinny penis.
by Thuglife123 January 29, 2018
Get the hunter buczekmug. A person that is sexually attracted to aunties. No matter what the person may look. This is not a Milf but only aunties. They in love with aunties. Keep your aunties hidden
Guy1: Hey sir do you have any aunties ?
Guy2: Yea I do
Guy3: I’m an aunty hunter im interested in ur Aunty only ur Aunty I’m interested let her know.
Guy2: Yea I do
Guy3: I’m an aunty hunter im interested in ur Aunty only ur Aunty I’m interested let her know.
by Auntyhunter22 November 28, 2017
Get the Aunty Huntermug. 'You stupid southern twat, why don't you support your local team?! It's genuine Mancunian fans like me who have to take the flack for you dickheads!' - me
by zutroy July 8, 2004
Get the Glory Huntermug. one who searches county fairs, bowling alleys, and several hoosier states (i'm using hoosier as an adjective) for people with mullets.
by jdunmer1018 March 9, 2005
Get the mullet huntermug.