hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

by unixfreak October 29, 2022

carpet hotdog

When pubic hair grows onto the penis shaft.

My carpet hotdog needs shaved.

by Golden silence June 11, 2022

hotdog water

Bad, as in, negative, referred to in the third person

You heard the CEO of Blizzard got fired?
Yea he was hotdog water, sexual harassment and all that.

by anonymous November 8, 2023

Hotdog

When the male puts his dick in a hotdog and his partner proceeds to eat it as if it were a hotdog.

“Hotdog”
“Mustard or ketchup”

by I just pulled a jack June 11, 2018

loose hotdog

A penis that is in a overly larger vagina

You need to get your pants and take your loose hotdog home.

by pseudobam March 29, 2017

Hamburger/Hotdog

Hamburger- Being on the same mental wavelength, completing someone’s thoughts, on the exact same page, I get what your saying

Hotdog- for the life of me I cannot understand what you’re saying

I can’t believe you think mindy Kaling is hotter than Megan fox, crazy hotdog moment

Yea I just do not get the rules of the game, I think it’s just hotdog for me, might as well give up now

Starbies?
Hamburger, bitch! I just texted Jason for Starbucks money

Hamburger/Hotdog

by dansylvanialand May 24, 2023

hotdog on buns

basically a tit wank

i feel like a hotdog on buns

by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007