Porn holiday

A holiday on October 31st where you watch porn all day because you can’t get fucked.

Lilly: Hey porn holiday is coming soon I’m so excited.

Meg: Lonely cunt

by 420 Icarus 420 November 26, 2021

Holiday sky chonk

A turkey in flight.

Look in that tree, a holiday sky chonk!

by J9w June 11, 2022

President's holiday

n. a day off from school that was not originally scheduled but was later "declared" by an official of said school. This type of holiday is undertaken solely for demonstrating the school's capability to do such a thing, always heralded by immense approval by both students and faculty. Similar to a Frank-Day, but for everybody.

We were going to have school this Friday, but because our football team is going to states, Dr. Michaels declared it a President's holiday!

by ZZZtofjd November 10, 2010

orange holiday

A hunting weekend. Blaze orange is commonly worn by hunters and an orange holiday is time taken to go hunting.

"Tell your boss this weekend is an orange holiday!"

by Xgen1123 October 26, 2020

Holidays

STUFF ALL SCHOOL WORK B*TCHES

ITS THE HOLIDAYS B*TCHES!!!

by Poofydog December 21, 2016

Holiday whore

A person, usually a parent of a married couple, who plans all holidays events and expects everyone invited to attend regardless of other plans that may have been made. The couple is then guilted into going in order to keep peace within the family. This results in conflict between the two families of the couple who each want to spend time with them for the holidays.

I wish I could go to my parents’ place for the holidays, but my mother in-law is a such a holiday whore and always wants us at her house for Christmas.

by JollyOllie April 1, 2021

doc holiday ok

A Jewish, half Mexican, with a deep voice for a 9 year old.

Don't be a doc holiday ok, no one wants that.

by xXxPu5y-Wr3ckEr_360xXx August 8, 2014