Neo-Hipster

An individual who believes that being a hipster is "too mainstream" and therefore resorts to the act of telling others that they have not participated in some mainstream activity but express their desire too in an attempt to both emphasize the fact that they haven't yet participated and separate themselves from normal hipsters.

Basically taking the hipster philosophy of "I'm so counterculture that I listened to them first" and extending it to "I'm so counterculture that I never listened to them at all"

"Yeah man, I've heard good things about Deertick, and I've been MEANING to check out their stuff" <Neo-hipster

"Oh yeah, I've heard that that new club is really cool, I've been MEANING to go there"<Neo-hipster

by Whatzahipzter? February 6, 2012

hipster

there isn't much difference between hipsters and indie kids. their favorite color is probably either yellow or red. they like triangles, owls, and they all smoke. hipsters MUST know what omegle and 4chan are, lolcats and insanewolfs are a must, too. every hipster needs a camera. they'll take pictures, put them in black and white, and they're automatically photographers. they spend most of their time complaining on tumblr, and making fun of hipsters for being hipsters. they constantly bicker about twilight and harry potter, often favoring harry potter. yeah sure, hp and twilight have nothing in common, but who cares? hipsters don't.

person a: what's that lyric from?
person b: oh, just some obscure band you've most likely never heard of.

person a: LOLOLOL look at that hipster.
person b: lulz, i know.

person a: i have so many followers on tumblr, but they all delete my cred!

by George Oscar Bluthe July 6, 2010

Hipster

People who complain about hipsters.

A true hipster would love hipsters, cause everyone else apparently hates them.

by Milo123456789 September 26, 2010

Hipster bitch

1: The act of a hipster bitching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.

2: A one-way ticket to Whiney Friendless Bitch Town. Population: you.

"MAAHH! I SO GOT THE FRANS FERDINAND CD BEFORE YOU DID!"
"EW! WHY ARE THEY ON MAINSTREAM RADIO! I TOTALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!"

"Please die. Now. "

by EFrye March 13, 2005

Hipsterdufus

Someone who is hip in their own mind but a dufus in the view of mainstream society.

Kramer always thought he was trendy and everyone else thought he was weird.

by Mike S. August 13, 2004

hipster

Forget everything you know about hipsters its all wrong. Hipsters are the third gender of the human race, these individuals segregate themselves from the other two genders by sporting their own gender specific fashion, culture and music. The hipster gender has to this day baffled the scientific community for they play no part in reproduction nor contribute to society what so ever (because they usually have no job and live off their parents trust fund ... its fucking true). The usual human hipster would generally perceive members of other genders as inferior, rejecting all ideas and culture of the genders and referring to it as being "too mainstream" a term they use for something that doesn't appeal to their gender much like a man playing with barbie dolls or a woman who is somewhere other than the kitchen. Hipsters are usually found boasting about their great knowledge on pointless topics that most people wouldn't really give a shit about and their useless philosophy/art degree that they cant and wont use. Scientist theorize that the reason the hipster gender is not found in the wild is because the members of the gender had long ago died off. The hipster lifestyle is not compatible in the wild for there are no Cafes, Parliament Cigarettes, Crappy Indie Music and all carnivorous hipster animals would have perished from refusing to consume meat. Also like the whole population of the United States all hipsters have no clue as to the correct usage of the word "irony"

Hipster: I wear prescription glasses even tho i dont even need them cos im being ironic hurr derrrrp.

by thatdude2012 July 8, 2011

hipster fucks

Hipster fucks are people who think they are so cool by their laid back "lack of trendiness- I dont try to be cool" when really they are defeating what they are saying by their own disguised trendiness. Responsible for the new boy band, they usually dislike anything remotely accepted because it is remotely accepted, and instead turn to the accepted things within their own circles (which everyone likes anyways so they are again defeatng the purpose). characterized by their scarves in the summer and shirts with what they think are obscure band names on them, and greasy hair, they are truly the definition of hypocrits.

"Man look at that hipster fuck. He's so dumb that he will read this definition and agree,'yeah I hate those posers!'when it really describes himself."

by discolemonade July 12, 2004