The act of giving a hand job in which the tip of the penis is pointed directly into the palm of the female's hand. Then, in claw-like fashion, the young maiden uses her fingers (with the palm still firmly attached to the head) to massage the shaft to the point of climax.
Steve: "So how's Donna with her hands?"
Charlie: "Well...at first I thought she didn't know what she was doing, but then I realized she was tryin' to give me the ol' Mad Hatter and I relaxed."
Charlie: "Well...at first I thought she didn't know what she was doing, but then I realized she was tryin' to give me the ol' Mad Hatter and I relaxed."
by CMWin October 4, 2009
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rumored to be a combination of the words heterosexual and blanket,probably in reference to security-blanket.
rumored to be a combination of the words heterosexual and blanket,probably in reference to security-blanket.
"I had to dress like a woman for a transvestite prostitution sting operation last night." Jim said.
"Did you have a herterosanket?" bob asked
"My gun was nestled safely in my thong." Jim admitted
"Did you have a herterosanket?" bob asked
"My gun was nestled safely in my thong." Jim admitted
by Scourgeofomnius February 22, 2009
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Hombre cishetero que hace y es todo lo que socialmente se espera de un hombre cishetero (deportes, falta de emociones, cultura del machirulo, etc).
by Dramatimex__x April 7, 2020
Get the Heterobásico mug.council estate in manchester where all the wanna be roadmen hang out, listening to shit drill music, hanging outside maccies waiting to harass julie, sat in the car park on their bikes with “mandem” taking videos for the snap. it’s so funny that the ones that actually do it don’t think it applies to them because they’re not “roadmen” when in fact they are.
normal person: “shittt is that the year 8/9/10 roadmen in the tesco car park?”
normal person 2: “yeah fuck sake that tesco squad’s back at it again, we’ll go another way round, i hate hattersley bro”
normal person 2: “yeah fuck sake that tesco squad’s back at it again, we’ll go another way round, i hate hattersley bro”
by ihatepeople27 February 1, 2021
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A member of the STFU family. Can be used to emphatically exclaim to your d0nk or n00b friend that you really want them to shut the fuck up.
by Mr. Pancake December 25, 2008
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