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Wank hands

When someone doesn't wash their hands after having a wank and then goes about their daily business as usual. Never share food with someone you suspect to have wank hands.
"Get your shitty wank hands off my chips!!!"
by Bradz88 July 14, 2011
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hand cuffs

something people use as toys to make sex more intresting
'Dude, Stacy used hand cuffs on me last night"
"word"
by xx_love_me_xx September 11, 2008
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beast-hand

V. To swat your opponent in the nuts in an upward motion, in an effort to lift them off the ground.

N. The beast-hand
After failure to settle a dispute over their gay marital affairs, Hank gave Brandon Lowry the beast-hand and Lowry could no longer produce sperm.
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Hand monkey

A person who just holds a joint and lets it burn, wasting the marijuana, instead of puff-puff-passing like a normal person.
Damn Courtney, either smoke it or pass it. Stop being such a hand monkey; you're wasting the weed.
by D.Train August 22, 2010
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Dan Handing

A young adult which shows much concern for the people around him. He has a great capacity for compassion and patience, even though sometimes, he can be a bit brash. If he is kept in company of one's self, a great feeling will overcome you mind, believed to be realated to happiness. He has an avid belief that all humans are god, thinking and dwelling together on this plane of perception. He is sometimes seen as lucid or farfetched, but will neverhteless leave you feeling comfortable and free.
Man, that Dan Handing sure is fun!

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by dhENTHUSIAST February 4, 2010
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Doyle's Hand

1) A hand in Texas Hold'Em being 10, 2 any suit. The name orginated from Dolye Brunson aka Texas Dolly a famous poker player.
I just got dealt Doyle's hand! Time to go all in!
by BluffedDuces July 23, 2009
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Blackberry hand

The dedication of one hand to always be clutching at one's Blackberry device, even when not in use. A phenomenon easily observable in many collegiate females.
"My Blackberry hand makes me look so much cooler in this picture, since I have so many friends."

"I would rather injure my left hand than my Blackberry hand."
by ChochmahFan March 29, 2010
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