hand orgy

, close their eyes, and rub their hands together in a mass ball of amazingness

Last year at EDC this group of girls called me over to join their hand orgy. Then one stuck a lotion-drenched hand down my pants

by Mufassa69 July 22, 2010

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hand stand job

the act of one person doing a hand stand naked and another performing a hand job to the hand-stander.

aww dude today's gymnastics was awsum i got a "hand stand job"

by Trent mangus April 29, 2011

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hand nigger

Another term for remote control

Hey Mac, gimme the hand nigger so I can change the channel!

by JMD January 28, 2005

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Annoying person, usually completely socially inept who can not, for the absolute life of them, keep their damn hands down in class. Usually ends in a hatred for that person.
These folk take up precious time and neurons. A detriment to society in general.

End of class is nearing.....
Prof: So "extremely simple concept, summarized in a simple, straight-forward fasion" --What Hank?

Hand raiser Hank: Well, do you actually mean "Reiteration of simple concept, repeated backverbatim , but with an emphasis at end of statement signifying a question"

Prof: Umm, yeah, thats it.

Class: Shut the FUCK UP! Keep your fuckig hand down in Lecture, No One Cares.

A mob ensues.....

by -Ren- December 13, 2008

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hand skeet

hand lotion, usually a white hand lotion

ya bra pass the hand skeet!

by Vitamin Water April 4, 2007

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Hand Me Down Buick

Local band from New Jersey. The next Fall Out Boy?

ashlei: hand me down buick is playing at the firehall tonight!!!
brittney: omg no wai!!!
ashlei: ya wai we should totes go!!!
brittney: kool my mom can drive us!!!
ashlei: awsum tell her to pick us up like an hour after the show so we can like stare at the hawt band memberz!!!
brittney: omg jp is sooooooo fiiiine!!!
ashlei: lolz i no i wonder if hes single!!!
brittney: lets stalk hiz myspace lolz!!!

by kittentits15 February 24, 2008

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