Hamstering

The act of stuffing a penis in a closed mouth to produce the effect of puffed cheeks or a bulge.
“Bro, I was totally hamstering my date last night”
by Ella13 July 20, 2021
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Hamstering

when you have a sun roof if the car and a boy lays on the top of the car with his dick sticking through the sun roof while the girl is licking it (like a hamster does to get water)
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When a person or company reaches a foregone, usually emotionally-driven conclusion, and then rationalizes their actions with backwards logic in order to justify their loopy bullshit. Hamstering occurs when people arrive at a conclusion first, and then look for reasons to justify what they already believe.
The entirety of the flat Earth conspiracy theory can be boiled down to hamstering.
by OneRedFox May 21, 2025
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bury the hamster

Having unprotected sex with a woman who has a large bush
Man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!
by Dj McSwiggins August 05, 2017
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Spit Hamster

Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster
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hamster

noun - of course it's the cute furry rodent, but it's also a person who likes to hoard food or emergency supplies like toilet paper, bottled water, and hand sanitizer.
verb - to hamster is to hoard, or store away, extra stuff, usually more than you need or suddenly a bunch all at once.
Unbelievably, hamster means to hoard in German and Dutch and supposedly the animal got it's name from that.
The weatherman announced a big snowstorm was coming and everyone ran to the grocery store to hamster supplies.

That guy hamstered 25 cases of hand sanitizer when the covid pandemic first started.

Look at how much food she has in this closet -she's such a hamster!
by Valencia Kumquat February 28, 2021
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Hamster

Evan Lerner
"I am Evan Lerner and im a hamster duh"
by EvanLerner123 December 01, 2023
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