titted goon

A very annoying bitchy woman (sometimes with an extra large or vast nose) who has a goony nature or look.

WOW! Who would have mushroom stamped that titted goon!

by Mike Ainsel September 9, 2006

goon queen

One who has a preference for cask wine and is almost never found without wine in hand.

Nina is a goon queen.

by Rc sam January 23, 2022

Goon Squad

A group of three girlfriends who get together, drink, smoke and laugh. Named for an accidental text message received by one of the girls that said "yo, what up goon squad? This be Dre from the club"

I need my goon squad. I am hangin with my goon squad. Yo, what up goon squad?

by goonie #1 October 17, 2009

OMEGA-GOONING!!!

Omega Gooning is when an individual reaches climax and screams "IM ABOUTA B....B.....B.B.B.B BBBBOOOIIIIDDDDD!!!!!" Typically when omega gooning an individual will be gooning normally until he views a specific piece of pornography and omega goons.

"IM ABOUTA TO OMEGA-GOONING!!! OMYGOD AGHGHGHGHGHG AHHHHHHH!!!!! *Splat* EEWWWWWW I JUST OMEGA GOONED ALL OVER MY DORITOES!!!!!!!!!! IMABOUTAHOPONDANBOID!!!!!!!!!! wait........... im about to...... imabouta....... BOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SPLAT GOOK SPLURP* OMYGOD I JUST BOIDED ALL OVER MUH CAT AGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!

by GayMaker July 22, 2023

GOON-BRO

a gangster; person affiliated with a gang.

"That fucking GOON-BRO just stole my shoes." or "Get your GOON-BRO ass out of here, and my television while your at it."

by Asslickingcockgoobler September 11, 2009

Goon Brain

A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively.

Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.

People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.

We’ve been home from the booze cruise since Monday and after 48 hours, Dan still hadn’t noticed he’s wearing two left shoes; I’m worried he have Goon Brain.

by ShitBrainChampion2001 April 5, 2022

Goon Drop

To CC someone on an email purely to put pressure on the primary recipient.

Colleague 1: "How's the big report going?"
Colleague 2: "Mark hasn't been has dropped the ball and let the deadline slip, I'm going to Goon Drop the CEO so he hurries the fuck up."

by GoonDropBear December 10, 2019