by gooch berry September 29, 2013
Get the gooch berrymug. by Gsullwold June 29, 2011
Get the Gooch Swipemug. The act of two men scissoring, where the two gooches meet. This can often lead to a matting of pubic hair.
Kevin and rhys were in a spot of bother after there pubes became entangled after vigorous Gooch cuddle
by Donald Richard kieran February 24, 2017
Get the gooch cuddlemug. to have a face or a part of your body that resembles the area around and between a boys nutsack and asshole, 'gooch', essentially calling them ugly or retarded looking.
Man, that boy has gooch features!
Shut the fuck up, gooch features.
Hahaha look at the gooch features on that A-Hole.
Shut the fuck up, gooch features.
Hahaha look at the gooch features on that A-Hole.
by natttaliex February 28, 2010
Get the Gooch Featuresmug. An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man who's hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Nate last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and him and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting, fucking gooch lickers.
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and him and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting, fucking gooch lickers.
by McMurray McMuffins August 20, 2011
Get the gooch lickermug. 
A delicious beverage mixing enough vodka with fruit mix to knock any living creature unconscious, including Whales.
Purportedly used in Nuclear weapons and Napalm.
Said to be 300% alcohol by mass.
Not to be confused with Gooch Juice
Purportedly used in Nuclear weapons and Napalm.
Said to be 300% alcohol by mass.
Not to be confused with Gooch Juice
That sort of coma is usually associated with 2-3 sips of Gooch Punch.
A cup of Gooch punch has about the same kick as a 105mm artillery shell.
A cup of Gooch punch has about the same kick as a 105mm artillery shell.
by dßoý October 28, 2010
Get the Gooch Punchmug.