German Banana

Sausage link.

I caught Matt gobbling a German Banana for breakfast.

by Howufigure? April 26, 2021

german explosion

When a crazy half german celebrates the birthday of Adolf Hitler by getting annoyed when others criticise German heritage and react by jizzing in a German beer and skolling it

Dude my German friend didn’t like it when Adolf’s birthday wasn’t celebrated so he gave himself a German explosion

by Dingothegreat April 19, 2023

the german backhand

When you have finished having anal sex, and you wipe the back of your hand in the crack of your ass collecting all the truffle butter. You then back hand your partner across the face.

"John donkey punched me last night, so I have him the German backhand!"

by BonnoP February 2, 2016

German Fork

Forking 4 pieces in chess as the Knight that's shaped like a Swastika

And then I hit him with the German Fork!

by Crazyvideos.tv March 24, 2023

German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

German Lessons

A useless and garbage lesson

Fuck we have our german lessons now. Im doing my fuck german homework now

by Touranfan06 April 15, 2021

german sidecar

The sharing of the toilet when more than one is desperate.

If you're that desperate bro, you can either wait or hop in my German sidecar if you know what I'm saying!

by megamonkeymoo October 3, 2015