Gym tourettes

The random bursts of colourful language which are screamed at someone who is struggling with weights or exercise within a gym environment.

Those two dudes by the squat rack are both suffering from an extreme case of gym tourettes...

by Mr. Awesome Jr. August 21, 2013

Gym Joust

When one man and another man measure their genitals, face to face to see which one touches the other's body first.

I was in the locker room and I was curious how big my penis was so I asked one of the boys to gym joust me.

by sjehfbnskjdnfkljsadnfkjn12 December 19, 2020

Gym Celebrity

Some one who is always at the Gym and knows everyone there. Sometimes but not always a self absorped person male or female who is constently looking in the mirror. Obviously spends to much time coordinating their gym attire.
Male Definition: oversized "lats" cannot put his arms down, Always is talking way to long between "sets", stays on certain machines for a ridiculous amonts of time.
Female Definition: Has a hot body but is soo stuck up, always sticking out her ass and tits when working out, always on her phone, Botox

There is Joe again talking smack and flexing again..
Wow he is such a Gym Celebrity.

There is Jen again dping those extra deep squats all on purpose.
Seriously she is such a Gym Celebrity

by Hoooraaa December 16, 2014

Gym

The difference you make to be broken and then made into a real man or woman. You only see a difference if you make one.

Wend to the gym a twig-armed weeb, left the gym a trunk armed man

by The wisest man fr fr December 24, 2023

Gym Biscuit

When a Gym sock is used to substitute a condom

Jimmy have Karen a Gym Biscuit last night

by Screeeeee December 9, 2019

Gym Class

Gym Class is a VR game filled with either the nicest people in the world or racist 8 year olds who never touch grass. Most of them say the n-word and breathe heavily into the mic because they haven’t touched grass.

John: Should I download Gym Class?
Hunter: Yes, it’s a fun game!
John: *Plays for 5 minutes** (Kills Himself)

by White Chocolate_VR May 27, 2022

itchy gym butt

when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.

Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.

by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014