Fence

A gathering of dicks side by side.

Jennifer saw a fence by the side of the road; Tom, Fred and Ralph were standing and drinking beer.

by Pidgems October 17, 2014

funcle

Someone who at first is your uncle and then hooks up with your mom and marries her and becomes your father instead. Combine Father and uncle and you have a funcle. This mostly happens with low income, ignorant redneck families.

Tom said, "My mom is now dating my uncle Kenny and they are getting married next month, so I guess that makes him my funcle or step-funcle."

by suzytdogg October 23, 2006

funcle

A Funcle is the act of 2 men fucking the same girl while playing the classic children's test of strength game "Uncle". Hence "Fucking Uncle" or Funcle. It's best played when the woman is on all fours receiving penetration from one player and pleasuring the other orally.

My best friend and I thought with a little luck and a lot of beer we had a good shot at the Funcle with my 2nd cousin, Suzzie.

by The Lawnboy May 15, 2007

don't whiz on the electric fence!

an extremely fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a whiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to urinate on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't whiz on the electric fence!*

by timpacalypse February 21, 2009

fencepost

a nickname for my cock

I have a huge fencepost

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

paint the fence

the act of masterbating in a room filled with people

last night at the party john just started painting the fence

by sallyskellington June 22, 2005

Fence

The Border line between two things, most often used to describe the borderline between gay and straight.

Example From Death Note:

L Chains himself to Light by the wrist, using handcuffs

Misa: Oh are you on THAT side of the fence Ryuzaki?

Real Life Example:

Person1: Yo, you heard that Ryan crossed the fence recently?
Person2: Woah! you mean he's gay!?

by xxIcexx February 25, 2008