Getting FUDGE

When your exam results come through and they're pretty bad. F, U, D, G, E.

"Wow, man, I'm totally unprepared for the outside world now that I got FUDGE on my exams!"
"Getting FUDGE is the tough way of learning that life after school isn't easy-peasy..."

by n00bahontus September 4, 2009

head fudge

head fudge = messed up, screwed, zombified.
messed up so bad that its as soft as sh!t.

My mind is total head fudge after last nights shindig dude

by Trixymixy August 14, 2010

Hot Fudge Helmet

The act of wrapping saran wrap on your partners head, covering the top of the head and ears like a helmet, and then defecating on his/her head giving the appearance of a, "shit helmet". A hybrid form of the infamous, Hot Carl.

Guy 1: Dude last night was my girlfriends birthday.
Guy 2: Oh cool, what did you give her?
Guy 1: The best present of all, a Hot Fudge Helmet.
Guy 2: Wow, that must've made her happy.

by WebbyStottle June 1, 2011

Blasting fudge monkeys

Shitting dark chocolate turds

I knew the man was in the bathroom blasting fudge monkeys down the toilet

by Abbien0rmal September 11, 2016

hot fudge milkshake

Anal sex with a black lady and then you cream pie her. Then she stands over you and twerks over you until shakes it all out.

Ya Georgia is a freak, after we got through banging she gave me a hot fudge milkshake.

by barbosafuckedyourdaddy February 24, 2017

Jersey Fudge

When you are fingering a gurl in the club and you slip your finger to far and get a dob of poop on the end of your finger

So old mate joey is at club and he sees a stunner across the room walks over say hey gurl let me bang your pus he then slips his finger down the back of her twerking pants but pushes to far into the cheek gab and get a bit of jersey fudge on his finger

by Jtjh April 15, 2017

Hot Fudge Rudder

You defecate in your partners hand have them grip your penis with the same hand then you grab your partners arm and vigorously shake the arm causing a stroking motion on your penis

I asked for a Dutch rudder so she pooped in her hand and gave me a hot fudge rudder

by Laurence88 July 31, 2017