Fucktard

verb, noun, pronoun, everything and anything.
1.) Used to describe a best friend, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, enemy, archrival etc. when they are being fucken retarded. Mostly used in affectionate ways towards friends, enemies not so much.

God you fucktard.

by Squareheadlol October 12, 2010

Fucktard

A fucking retard.

Me: whats chris doing

Friend: Idk hes a fucktard...

by ComeHole August 25, 2013

fucktard

The act of someone being fucking retarded.

John: Hey dude I got 20$ what can I buy with it

Houston: That new dvd its only $16.99

John: Oh...do I have enough?

Houston: Fucktard.....

by Tacoloverhaha July 10, 2010

Fucktard

A general pillock, also adds expression for calling someone a tard

"shut the hell up you fucktard"

by Fergifergi January 7, 2008

Fucktard

A " Dumbass". someone you know who does stupid, reckless things, who also has no respect for other people's shit.
somewhat like a 'Retard', but you can use this term after someone has done something VERY DUMB.

Your friend just jumped in front of a moving train, but survived, and didn't get injured, or caught. you can call him a " FUCKTARD".

by john r kane April 20, 2008

fucktard

an urban dictionary editor who rejects your coll submissions because he is a uncle fucker.

i can't believe that fucktard rejected my entry--he was probably giving his uncle a tony danza.

by mscarn01 May 23, 2009

Fucktard

Fucktard is the mix of the two words: Fucking and Retard

In 2012 fucktard was nominated for The Best Compound Word Award at the annual Awesome Words Awards. Unfortunately though, fucktard lost to the word cum-swapper.

"Trevor, you are a fucktard." says Howie
"Trevor, you are a giant fucktard that swaps cum with other guys, therefore you are a cum-swapper." exclaims Zac

by Definitely Not God March 14, 2013