frohawk

An African-American mohawk

Did you see Jerome's new frohawk?

by natasUF February 18, 2009

Shut the front door

Politically correct way of saying, Shut the fuck up when at work or in front of parents etc

Boss: We have tos stay back Friday night for 2 hours to order new brochures
Employee: Shut the front door!

by kj17 July 7, 2012

Frontal Massage

A type of massage which involves kneading or rubbing the pectoral muscles and the abdomen area. Falls under the reflexology categorey and can be done to improve respiration and relaxation.

She gave him a frontal massage as they cuddled together on the couch.

by 1234567654321 November 16, 2007

front row parking

When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.

Sweet, we got front row parking. Fuck those cripples.

by AJAX McClammen April 21, 2008

Frontier City

Theme Park in Oklahoma city, OK

Kid: " Mom can we go to Frontier city and ride rides?"
Mom: " Sure little timmy."

by Andels February 22, 2009

Fake and front

The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.

Putting up a front; being fake.

Putting on a facade.

Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.

Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.

by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014

front wipe

The act of wiping your butt-hole from in-between your legs, rather than the tradition behind the back method. Usually resulting in smearing, ball berries, and everlasting virginity.

"I just tried the front wipe, and got crap all over myself."

by Roghog October 10, 2014