Flushed the mouse

To take a rash action, viewed in hindsight as stupid.

Tony really flushed the mouse when he picked Kentucky to win the NCAA tournament.

by Bootsy and the hammer March 28, 2024

Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.

"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."

by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022

Royal Flush

Going to the toilet to urinate after blowing a load to get rid of any excess semen.

Yo Mr. White I did a royal flush earlier and I almost ascended.
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by Dr_poo June 5, 2022

Royal flush

A group consisting only of people on the asexual spectrum

"I don't think you should be hitting on them, they look like a royal flush."

"This is a royal flush household and thus sex is frowned upon."

by desertedsilk June 11, 2022

Flush

To quickly/suddenly accelerate when driving. Typically referring to chasing or fleeing another vehicle. Or like PLIES said it “I spend money for the fuck of it, I stay flushing for the rush of it… “

1. 12 just bust a U-turn, flush it flush it.
2. You letting them get away, flush it.

3. You seen all dem donks riding 27th? Them boys came through flushing.

by Oldskewlchoosin February 5, 2026

Grandmaster Flush

A woman is blowing a man while he takes a dump. After she hears the plop she shoves her head in between his legs, lifts him and lets him fall towards the wall behind her. She then puts her head in the toilet and grabs the poop her boy out using her teeth. After swallowing it all, she flushes the toilet with her left hand, stands up and kicks the man in the balls behind her before leaving.

The woman gave her boy a grandmaster flush to show how much she cares about him.

by GrebillGetsHisFill February 16, 2026