Fachkräftemangel

A lack of poorly compensated but highly skilled workers paired with unreasonable high expectations regarding work ethic and loyalty.

Employer: I can't find anyone who with a masters degree and 10 years of experience in this technology which exists since 3 years. The Fachkräftemangel is real!

Employee: I've sent other job applications which were accepted with a higher pay and less working hours. I really like it here so can I please get at least a small bump to my salary so I can pay my rent?

Employer: We can't pay you any more. Well anyway have you seen my 3rd Ferrari? I also bought a new vacation home!

Employee: Ok the I need to have to quit ... sorry but I need to pay my rent.

Employer: Fachkräftemangel!

by SteciWonder November 7, 2023

Facheritod

Verb: Action of saying “what’s the plan” then not doing shit. Then when there is a plan proceeding to not pay anyone back for the alcohol and Ubers used throughout the night.

Omg I can’t believe I bought a Buchanans bottle and no one paid me back I just got facheritod!

by Turbi February 7, 2024

Facheritod

Verb: Action of saying “what’s the plan” then not doing shit. Then when there is a plan proceeding to not pay anyone back for the alcohol and Ubers used throughout the night.

Omg I can’t believe I bought a Buchanans bottle and no one paid me back I just got facheritod!

by Turbi February 7, 2024

fachir

Although he has a big body, he still manages to make everyone feel comfortable. Also, he's a little gay

I love Fachir

by Jsfsu November 20, 2023

Feather Reduction

When you get a somewhat appearance altering haircut.

He got a crazy feather reduction yesterday.

by Simulation735 March 25, 2024

Featherbeard

A bot on the social media platform GroupMe who has an odd dislike for the name Rudolph.

“Use Featherbeard to purge all them people.”
“Nah man, Featherbitch called my momma a hoe.”

by statistics April 1, 2024

Feathering

The act of bringing someone(s) into an isolated area, and stroke/tickle their rectum (butthole) with an animals feather.

Dude, I just caught them Feathering each other in the bathroom!

by Jason Bo Bason May 1, 2024