faux/20

smoking massive amounts of marijuana on a day that isn't 4/20 but acting like it is 4/20

stoner friend: yo kid I got an once of kush lets go to my house and smoke!

friend:I guess today's faux/20

kid1: YO I GOTTA BLUNT LETS BURN AND HAVE A FAUX/20

by thatsmoker29 May 3, 2011

faux-doc

When you arrive for your doctors appointment and instead of seeing your doctor, they send in nurse practitioner to diagnose and treat you yet still bill the appointment at the same fee.

That faux-doc said I was fine and sent me on my way but was hospitalized the next day for Malaria..

by anonymous January 6, 2024

friend or faux?

Uncertainty about the genuineness of someone's affections.

She is always inviting me to lunch, texting, bringing small gifts, but there is something in her eyes which makes me wonder - is she friend or faux?

by Monkey's Dad October 6, 2020

Faux Christmaux

The celebration of Christmas on a day other than December 25, usually with your in-laws, because you are celebrating on Christmas Day with your family (or vice versa).

Faux Christmaux will be held on the weekend between Christmas and New Year's this year.

by MauxJaux December 29, 2013

Faux Po

A car that, from a distance, looks like a police car due to the type of car, or from being an old cop car that never had the spotlight removed, but is not.

"Oh shit! That pig is definitely gonna get me for going 20 over... oh wait, that's just a Faux Po."

by Cherry Cola September 15, 2016

Faux-toe

A new and improved name for a “pocket pussy, fake ass pussy, or jerk stick.” Referring to the toe like appearance of the female organ.

“Yo bro I found your fuckin faux-toe under my bed!” “That guy looks like he has a collection of faux-toes to use on himself.”

by Macho Camacho January 21, 2023

Faux-CD

Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.

Person 1: don’t move the chair. It’s sets off my OCD.
Person 2: don’t you mean faux-CD, cunt

by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018