fake 

a person that has no feelings. someone who if you tell them you love them it means nothing to them. also they are the most neglecting people on earth.

a fake person would mimic emotion even at your death bed.

a fake person loves you no more than they love there favorite tv show.

the movie the matrix was based on fake people living in our world.

real person: I will always love you
fake person: in one ear and out the other.
real person: why don't you care about me?

fake by epicmann July 9, 2011

Philly Fake Out 

When a guy is fucking a girl from behind, pulls out his penis and spits on the girls back, and when the girl turns over on her back then the guy nuts in her eye

I philly faked out your mom last night when i came over

Philly Fake Out by Spicy December 26, 2002

prima facie

Latin: "at first glance"

Prima facie, John didn't seem to be a fucktard, but when I started talking to him, I realized that he was just a playa hater.

prima facie by mihailoff February 21, 2005

fake loller 

1. One who types "lol" without actually laughing.
2. A person who gives the impression that he or she is "laughing out loud" while he or she is truly not.

bibble: lol is andy with you?.... no
bibble: lol
tim: no
bibble: andy is at his house
bibble: i know im talkin to him
tim: you asked!
tim: i just answer the questions
bibble: i know, but i also said ......no
bibble: at the end
tim: you also said lol
tim: and i'm sure you didn't really do that
bibble: sshhh
tim: fake loller.

fake loller by Jeeves September 27, 2006

Fake Frank 

Frank Frank is an antagonist who appears in The Filthy Frank Show, and plays a major role in the "Lore" of the show.

When the Dark Lord, Chin-Chin, banished the real Filthy Frank to a realm known as the Rice Fields, he was later replaced by an impostor, better known as "Fake Frank". Fake Frank was a worshiper of Chin-Chin who was paid in Chromosomes by the Dark Lord to set up the illusion that everything was normal.

Fake Frank made casual appearances in multiple videos on the show from 2015-2016, impersonating the real Filthy Frank. He is identical in appearance to the real Filthy Frank, as they are portrayed by the same actor. However, the imposter wears sunglasses and an aviator hat.

Frank's friends eventually became aware that the Filthy Frank among them was an imposter. They set of on an adventure to find the real Filthy Frank. After successfully traveling to the Rice Fields, the "Real Frank" was found. Fake Frank assisted Chin-Chin in the battle against the Real Frank at Jew Central, New York. However, Fake Frank was roasted and killed by Neggi Generation 3000

"I just saw "Human Cake". So are Maxmoefoe and Filthy Frank official married?"

"No, that wasn't the real Filthy Frank; it was Fake Frank."

"Oh, the guy from the Lore?"

"Yeah. He wears sunglasses and the aviator hat."

Fake Frank by Irony ObamaCare December 7, 2016

fake man 

your man, who isn't really your man but is also your man

when you are in the "talking phase" or hooking up with a boy and don't know what to call him, he is your fake man

girl: My fake man invited me over, should I go?

or

girl: I think I am going to take Roger to date party
friend: Wait I thought you were dating Paul?
girl: Nah Paul's just my fake man

fake man by bringvineback2k17 November 21, 2017

Best Fake Friends

When you are forced to be phony friends with someone you hate due to sharing the same work environment.

Mary: "Wow, did I just see you talking and laughing with Jane?"
Sarah: "Ya, she was transferred to our project - so now we're on the same team and are BFF's"
Mary: "Really? I thought you hated her?"
Sarah: "Oh I hate her fucking face. We're Best Fake Friends now."

Best Fake Friends by DJ Chazzy Chaz September 8, 2011