Winged Facial

A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.

Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.

These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.

It's like I'm getting a winged facial!

by Demented Definitions May 21, 2019

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Candy facial

When cum gets jizzed on your face and you let it harden so you can lick it off like candy.

Can I give you a candy facial when I cum?

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Femdom Facial

When the dominant woman ejaculates or 'squirts' discharge on a submissive's face, giving them a 'Femdom Facial'--a marking of territory, if you will ;)

Kevin: *sniff sniff* Dude, why does your face smell like that?

Liam: Uhhh....
Kevin: Let me guess, she gave you a facial?
Liam: Yeah...a Femdom Facial. Why are you sniffing my face anyway?
Kevin: ...It's what homies do.

by The Ultimate Subby July 31, 2025

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