When your neighbour gets jealous because your bonfire is massive so they try to make one too but it fails
Neighbour: oh wow look at their bonfire it's huge! I need to make one now!
Me: lol too bad your bonfire is gonna be shit!
Neighbour: damn it now I have bonfire envy
Me: lol too bad your bonfire is gonna be shit!
Neighbour: damn it now I have bonfire envy
by leshlesh June 23, 2017
Get the bonfire envy mug.When u grow up with a best friend read porn together and think ur the man. Then he alludes to the fact women like large perfect dicks and how much better it would be for them.
When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman.
When u give up and watch them flirt.
When her joy when he is around is arousing.
When all u can think about is her pleasure.
When all she can think about is him.
When all u can think about is him.
When all u can both think about is him.
When she starts asking about him.
When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another.
When she wants to marry u cause she know he won’t stay in that way.
When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them.
When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isn’t.
When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him.
When he controls ur and her with envy and u can’t help submitting.
When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3.
When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for.
When u die and stand before God and he says “ why didn’t u trust in the small dick I gave u?” And u say nothing…
When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman.
When u give up and watch them flirt.
When her joy when he is around is arousing.
When all u can think about is her pleasure.
When all she can think about is him.
When all u can think about is him.
When all u can both think about is him.
When she starts asking about him.
When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another.
When she wants to marry u cause she know he won’t stay in that way.
When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them.
When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isn’t.
When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him.
When he controls ur and her with envy and u can’t help submitting.
When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3.
When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for.
When u die and stand before God and he says “ why didn’t u trust in the small dick I gave u?” And u say nothing…
Wife: I can’t stop thinking about him, I see his face everywhere I go..
U: same..
Wife: he came over this after noon while u were at work..
U: he knows I have penis envy.
Wife: really? So he has a big dick does he?
U: :(
Wife: :)
U: same..
Wife: he came over this after noon while u were at work..
U: he knows I have penis envy.
Wife: really? So he has a big dick does he?
U: :(
Wife: :)
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Get the Penis envy mug.When you witness someone play or achieve something in a video game and become jealous. You may possibly drop everything you were doing to indulge in your need to game, but you might not stop until you achieve your goal or see the morning sun rise.
Hey, my friend found an Elytra in the Minecraft server before I could! I've got a serious case of gamer envy; I need to hop online and find one as soon as possible!
by Lucky Crown January 13, 2022
Get the Gamer Envy mug.A very uncommon name, however as you know Africans are in the habit of giving their kids "one of a kind" names.
The name Envy is mostly associated with greed and jealousy, but this definition is uniquely beautiful and twisted.
Anyone with the name Envy, is unique and a joy to be a round. It is never a dull moment, as they are full of life and send positive vibrations. They love and laugh alot. People with the name Envy, are hard workers, ambitious and selfless. They give great advice and are good listeners. If you have an Envy in your life hold on to them, because they are rare.
The name Envy is mostly associated with greed and jealousy, but this definition is uniquely beautiful and twisted.
Anyone with the name Envy, is unique and a joy to be a round. It is never a dull moment, as they are full of life and send positive vibrations. They love and laugh alot. People with the name Envy, are hard workers, ambitious and selfless. They give great advice and are good listeners. If you have an Envy in your life hold on to them, because they are rare.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Envy mug.When a super hot chick named Envy sits on your face and pussy farts and you try to catch it with your mouth
by HandleThis6969 November 10, 2022
Get the dirty envy mug.1. The bitter mix of jealousy and regret you feel when you see someone else’s work schedule is way better than yours - more days off, better shifts, and somehow they dodged every weekend and public holiday.
2. The sudden realization that your life would be at least 37% better if whoever made their roster also made yours.
2. The sudden realization that your life would be at least 37% better if whoever made their roster also made yours.
The nurses were experiencing serious roster envy ever since management implemented RosterLab and everyone else’s new wellbeing-friendly schedule meant regular sleep and weekends off, while they were still stuck on back-to-back night shifts.
by Roster Lover December 7, 2025
Get the Roster Envy mug.1. Extreme covet towards a shower installed by MGSI Glass.
2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .
2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .
Did you see the Jones' new bathroom? You did? Did you see that glass shower that MGSI put in? Yeah, I know - it's spectacular! I got 'dat shower envy!
by jayehteeglass February 7, 2018
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