DJ Toby

The new kid at school. The one that all the girls are after and will fight over. a lot of girls will try to catch his bus in the afternoon and when they don't find him on the bus, they cry. Then, later on, they will get a text from another girl who is obsessed with him saying that he caught her bus instead. Every girl wants DJ Toby to mix their music.

1. omg DJ Toby is so hot. OH WAIT THATS THE SEAMEN!
2. oh god. i need to hide behind a tree.

by obsessionwithDJT's October 18, 2010

DJ Ringtone

A detestable human being in control of the aux cord who changes the song once it plays just long enough to be a ringtone.

"Hey DJ Ringtone, stop changing the fucking song!!"

by Iane Moon May 9, 2016

DJ Funeral

A totally rad, mad lad who DJs church gatherings at the totally rad event of somebody's EPIC death. Typically a tall and white teenage male from the U.S.

Man, Xavier's such a DJ Funeral!

by Magical unicorn space dolphin October 29, 2018

DJ Dozeinear

A MidWest Drum and Bass DJ. Strictly vinyl on Technic 1200's, he gives you a large 'dose' of that bass pumping through your veins, causing a variation of reactions. Including, but not limited to: a tapping of the foot, uncontrollable dancing, lying still and letting the bass take over your soul, boucing around a dancefloor with 300 random people, getting drunk and making bad decisions, and loving it so much you'll buy the cd before the show even starts.

"did you go to that DJ Dozeinear show?"

"yeah, i've never danced so much in my life. i think i'm having heart palpatations just thinking about it"

by Ambro April 24, 2008

dj sixxx

hot guy with great personality. doable, tasty, sexy, etc.

I want to put dj sixxx in my pocket and keep him forever!

by cOnFuZeD<~ u know who i am May 24, 2003

DJ Cook

A Youtuber who just exposes the obvious. Not even fake animal rescue channels

DJ Cook is boring to watch.

by Googer Kid November 30, 2020

DJ Douchebag

That DJ you've added to Facebook that sends constant invites to crappy events. He always has the place bumping, usually with 5 people in attendance and considers anyone that praises his work as his best friend. A real douchebag. Tells everyone how much he gets laid when he in fact has a girlfriend of 7 years at home that he has a mortgage with. Also has a meme based off of him: memegenerator.net/dj-douchebag

DJDB: "man I had that party BUMPIN' tonight!"
Me: "There were only 4 people there"
DJDB: "EVERYONE LOVES ME"
Me: "Your a douchebag, DJ, and DJ Douchebag"

by FLATLAND FUNKY SMELLING MUSIC November 7, 2011