dirty kadi

An act committed by two women scissoring on a trampoline, as a dwarf man covered in peanut butter attempts to insert an entire eggplant into his rectum. This must be performed in front of a crowd of at least 25 people

I went to the circus this week and realized it was a huge mistake when they began performing a dirty kadi!

by a.glaub June 30, 2020

Dirty cindy

When she sucks the soul out of you

Dude I'm going to hell my girl gave me a dirty Cindy last night

by Zeongato April 2, 2020

Dirty Karuna

When your girlfriend shits on your toes and breaks up with you

Karuna: *strips down to nothing and shits on your toes* WE’RE DONE YOU SHITTOE
Boyfriend: Why are you being such a dirty Karuna *sobs*

by imsohotlikeamilf May 1, 2022

Dirty Alexander

A "Dirty Alexander" is when your girl or guy is choking on your cock, And you pull out and you twist his/her nipple till he/she screams and drop a load at the same time on either eye giving him/her different colored eyes like Alexander the Great.

He is going to the eye doctor because he said the Dirty Alexander gave him pink eye.

by Jockstrapanon May 14, 2020

Dirty Demnah

The act of getting lip fillers and using your lips to iron the wrinckles out of your much older managers penis in exchange of a promotion and a pay rise. A dirty Demnah (also known as a swanslut or a barristersbike) will do almost anything an elderly man asks of them in exchange of as little as a couple of ciggies and a free ride home. Her dingy-like lips could also help you survive if you was to be left stranded on a desert island, and her beef curtains may also be used as wings which will flap around rapidly in the wind enabling you to reach great hights.

Dem: Wow! My lips feel so swollen after ironing all the wrickles out of Daves dick!
Egle: You mean to tell me you helped that pervert out for nothing!?!
Dem: Of course not darling, he said I will be getting a payrise and a promotion in the next few months.
Egle: You are such a dirty Demnah!

by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023

dirty ringtone

when you shove your cellphone (on vibrate) up a girls ass while calling it, and fucking her pussy doggy style.

Yea the batteries went out on her dildo so I gave her a dirty ringtone.

by bendstringz August 13, 2010

Dirty Marquis

A dirty Marquis is when you finger a girl with a lemon while playing among us and then make her eat the lemon

person 1: oh there is a lemon here
person 2: its time for a dirty marquis

by REDDITKID123 October 21, 2020