Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

Chicken sandwich deal

When one enters into a purchase of an item or service at a significant discount. This is also commonly referred to as a 'deal' etc.

Tupes and I got a chicken sandwich deal on those new tires.

by The forty six May 12, 2019

Deal

Gilbert’s slang for his junk

“Here’s my deal”

by Jackolantern December 15, 2020

Deal

Someone who says the word “ Deal “ Often means they are trying to use you and force you to buy them fortnite skins.

Also means that they are super gay and dumb as fuck

For example:

I want to make a deal.

by Hfgjfzcbh November 27, 2018

The man type deal

The man type deal is when you have sex with a male.

Guy 1: Hey you love the man type deal Guy 2: What's that? Guy1:It means you have sex with a man

by FatFuckingNuts October 20, 2018

self dealing

When someone wants to be a pig and cash in on what you already got going for yourself.

"Wow. I thought the mofo was honestly wanting to help. But his self dealing antics got in the way to having good sex."

by Aspxts-pa-leez April 24, 2018

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020