Crunch

It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.
Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.
by Inok09 February 19, 2016
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Crunch

It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.
Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.
by Inok09 February 19, 2016
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Crunch

When you're about to knock somebody out or punch someone
Da'Jon: "I'm finna crunch his dumbass"
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to get in some where
I crunched into her dms.
by crunchyaaaaaa November 14, 2017
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Combining and compressing many files together
I'll crunch the files and send it out
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Much like brunch which is the merging of Breakfast and Lunch, this is the merger of Cranky and Lunch when your child joins you for a lunch whilst overtired.
I don’t recommend you join us for Crunch today. Our child hasn’t slept.
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That kids a crunch

Jack is a crunch
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